It is not often that we are lucky enough to have a first lady that isn’t all old, saggy, and jacked up. Michelle Obama is decent looking, young, and intelligent. She is a million times better looking than Hillary Clinton. In honor of Michelle Obama not being the normal hideously grotesque wife of a politician I will post this pic I just “received” of her.

I can’t tell if that is sweat or water glistening off those big ass ham hocks. The look on her face is as if she is needing a good spankin’. I think I’d wear a glove, don’t want to get that greasy shit all over me.

Michelle Obama’s big ass eats this thong bikini.

Caveman Conclusion: Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round.

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Don’t you hate when you’re talking with someone and for some reason they’re looking at you all crazy and you don’t know why? Don’t you hate when you realize that you have a humongous, multi-colored booger hanging out of your nose?

Me too.

Damn snake booger in my nose.

Caveman Conclusion: Qtips are for pussies.

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Just in from my super-secret anonymous sources, exclusive Caveman Conclusion flawless-faux photos/pics of New York Governor Eliot Spitzer with a hooker!

NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer with “Kristen,” a prostitute.

NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer and hooker “Kirsten”
going at it in the hotel lobby as
onlookers stare in disbelief.

Why are some people calling for impeachment? It’s not like he stole anything, he paid for it!

Update: Here is The Real Spitzer Hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupré.

Caveman Conclusion: Making out means getting your money’s worth.

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That was my Web 2.0 title. You know how they misspell words on purpose to be cool… Flikr, Digg, etc. Right, um, like that.

Somebody put my last post, In Five Years Hillary Clinton Will Look Like This on Reddit last night. When I first checked it I was up to number 15. As I write this I’m at 253. Reddit brought in an amazing number of visitors compared to the average Sunday numbers.

Caveman Conclusion on Reddit

Now for some of you seasoned bloggers this may seem like no big deal, and I’m sure it really isn’t. But this is a first for me. I’ve tried getting stuff on digg, but I think I’d have to pull a gun on some poor bastard to get that to happen successfully.

It seems like that post was kinda popular all around. I’d like to thank everyone that commented on it. I have fun creating this stuff, and I’m still mildly shocked that some people read it and even slightly more shocked that people get a kick out of it.

I’d like to also thank all of the regular folks that keep coming back and those subscribed to my RSS feed. You guys make this really fun for me. Finally, I’d like to thank the Academy…

Caveman Conclusion: Photoshop is mightier than the pen.

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People in the “public eye” get made fun of. That is how it is. I feel that I need to do my part in order to preserve the natural balance of the universe.

How Hillary Clinton Looks Now

Here is a recent photo of Hillary Clinton. She looks old, tired, and haggard already and I haven’t even opened Photoshop yet.

How Hillary Clinton Will Look In Five Years

I did a little age progression on a photo of Hillary Clinton. This is my idea of what she will look like five years from now.

That sure is one ugly he/she. Ok, perhaps I went too far with the book. But c’mon folks, this can’t be who you want to be your next leader is it? She’s wore out. Bill even thought so, just ask Monica.

She can’t go to a press conference like this, she needs to be taking a nap somewhere or maybe getting her diaper changed by an underpaid nursing assistant.

Caveman Conclusion: Aging gender confused people with incontinency problems ought to be playing bingo, not running for president.

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