It is not often that we are lucky enough to have a first lady that isn’t all old, saggy, and jacked up. Michelle Obama is decent looking, young, and intelligent. She is a million times better looking than Hillary Clinton. In honor of Michelle Obama not being the normal hideously grotesque wife of a politician I will post this pic I just “received” of her.

I can’t tell if that is sweat or water glistening off those big ass ham hocks. The look on her face is as if she is needing a good spankin’. I think I’d wear a glove, don’t want to get that greasy shit all over me.

Michelle Obama’s big ass eats this thong bikini.

Caveman Conclusion: Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round.

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Don’t you hate when you’re talking with someone and for some reason they’re looking at you all crazy and you don’t know why? Don’t you hate when you realize that you have a humongous, multi-colored booger hanging out of your nose?

Me too.

Damn snake booger in my nose.

Caveman Conclusion: Qtips are for pussies.

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I will not lessen this post with too many words. Chicks who drink beer are sexy and slutty… perfect!

Caveman Conclusion: Women who drink beer have more sex.

Posted in Food and Beverage, Honored Babes | 7 Comments »

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As a fan of toilet humor I decided to embark upon a quest to gross out a few of you. I hate Burger King, and their lousy Whopper. Below is a before and after glimpse of the next Whopper you decide to waste your money on.

Caveman Conclusion: Maybe it’s time to audition for a part in some shitty German Scheiße video!

Posted in Funny Pictures, Health and Fitness | 14 Comments »

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I ran across an image today of the new pope on a rope and had to photoshop it. Clicking on the pic will popup the highres version, which is better so click on it for Christ’s sake!

As always, I will pick a winner and there is no prize other than your own personal satisfaction knowing that you entertained the rest of us.

I will also post the winner’s caption below the image, and a link to the winner’s website. The winning caption can be replaced if a better one comes along so make ‘em good.

“Pope Benedict recreates a scene from ‘Short Circuit’ in hopes
of also winding up with human-like emotions.”

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