I will not lessen this post with too many words. Chicks who drink beer are sexy and slutty… perfect!
Caveman Conclusion: Women who drink beer have more sex.
Actually, she’s not bad looking. I’m sure I wouldn’t pay her fee of $1000 an hour for her, although I might break a piece off for free if she let me. Ashley, when not banging governors, is an aspiring singer. Her MySpace page describes how she feels about music and there’s even a track of her singing. The song is called “What We Want,” and has that ghetto hip hop crap sound you find in the ghetto hip hop crap clubs.
I don’t mean to sound insensitive towards dear Ashley, I’m insensitive by nature so it’s not personal. Ashley, if you need a place to crash while this blows over, you can come stay with me. I’m sure I can find something for you to do to keep your mind occupied. Maybe you can bone up on your singing or something.
Below are a few pics of her from MySpace.
She might actually be able to make her way singing if she can manage to keep the high ranking political officials peters out of her mouth long enough to bust out a tune. Poor kid. I can’t wait to see her in Playboy.
Caveman Conclusion: Hookers provide a great service to the community and should be praised for their noble sacrifices.
Katherine Heigl has that classic beauty that you know I love so much. Absolutely stunning!
Caveman Conclusion: More beautiful than a plastic bag blowing in the wind.
Besides speaking in 3rd person, the Caveman does not much care for country music. Old-skool country maybe, like Johnny Cash, Edgar Allen Poe (that’s how I jokingly refer to David Allan Coe in order to remember his name), Willie Nelson, etc.
I had no idea who Carrie Underwood was until new year’s. I was watching on TV when I saw her perform. She was smoking hot. Evidently she was on American Idol, which I obviously do not watch either, and used to be a bit on the more portly side.
She’s got it going on now. Check out those stems. I still can’t tell ya which songs she sings nor do I care. I’ll just stare at her with the volume down.
Pardon the cliche’, but I bet her legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves.
Caveman Conclusion: Dat dere is some smokin’ country fried hot legs.
Ashley Judd has been a long time favorite of mine. She just seems like a real sweetie. Beautiful. A real woman, not all faked up like a lot of Hollywood babes. Isn’t she a cutie?!
Caveman Conclusion: When I die I hope to come back as her thong.
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