I sold all of my dirt bikes a while back and bought this 1997 Honda Valkyrie. It has a 1520cc 6 cylinder engine and Honda only made it for 6 years, 1997 to 2003. It’ll leave Harleys in it’s dust. I just removed the factory exhaust and replaced it with aftermarket exhaust. The baffles have been removed and it sounds GREAT! Loud.

You get to see my handsome self in the video. I reluctantly decided to edit out my huge wang from it in order to comply with YouTube’s policies, sorry ladies. Enjoy!!

Caveman Conclusion: Chrome won’t get you home, but it will get you laid.

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As a fan of toilet humor I decided to embark upon a quest to gross out a few of you. I hate Burger King, and their lousy Whopper. Below is a before and after glimpse of the next Whopper you decide to waste your money on.

Caveman Conclusion: Maybe it’s time to audition for a part in some shitty German Scheiße video!

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I ran across an image today of the new pope on a rope and had to photoshop it. Clicking on the pic will popup the highres version, which is better so click on it for Christ’s sake!

As always, I will pick a winner and there is no prize other than your own personal satisfaction knowing that you entertained the rest of us.

I will also post the winner’s caption below the image, and a link to the winner’s website. The winning caption can be replaced if a better one comes along so make ‘em good.

“Pope Benedict recreates a scene from ‘Short Circuit’ in hopes
of also winding up with human-like emotions.”

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I fuckin’ hate hippies. They are not hippies in the traditional sense with the tie-dyed shirts and long hair, but rather in behavior, attitude. Today’s hippies are extremely annoying.

I had gone to my favorite cigar shop to pick up some smokes. My beautiful wife had come with me and after grabbing the stogies, she wanted to walk around the area and check out some of the local shops. I usually hate shopping, but the weather was decent and I was up for a walk. Off we went, heading North into the heart of the “Highlands.” The Highlands is the appropriately named part of the city where the pothead/hippie/homosexual freaks hang out. You might call them, enlightened or avant-garde, but they’re simply pretentious and boring to me.

This place is loaded with coffee shops and cafes filled with patrons playing chess in the window, tooling around on their Apple laptops or just sitting there being gay all over the place. They are so cool I think I’ll call them culo.

After passing the 47th African store, my wife finds a small shop she wants to go in. Just inside the door I see a tiny print of a painting of some bird that you might see at a yard sale for $0.25 which they had priced at $89. The store was a chick store, filled with chick shit. Overpriced clothing, overpriced books about being a woman, pricey stylish cookware, and way overpriced lame-ass art filled the shop as some kind of foreign music played, which may have been Asian even though the proprietor was whiter than me. Enlightened.

It isn’t long before my wife is as disgusted as I am and we leave, her hands smelling of lemon from the sample of $32 hand lotion. As we walk to my truck we pass a couple of gay dudes making out in their purple Grand Am. Sweet. I couldn’t wait to get out of the city and back to my house in the country.

Caveman Conclusion: Drugs are bad, m’kay?

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I had planned on added a “Frequently Asked Questions” section to Caveman Conclusion at some point. I ran into a slight snag, however, when I realized that I have not received any questions.

I’ve decided that this will not stop me. If you’re wondering if will I simply make up bogus questions and answers, no. I am too lazy for that. I have decided instead to post the FAQ section anyway, blank, as it is, for the hell of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…

THE CAVEMAN CONCLUSION FAQ

Caveman Conclusion: The only dumb question is the one YOU ask.

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