I will not lessen this post with too many words. Chicks who drink beer are sexy and slutty… perfect!
Caveman Conclusion: Women who drink beer have more sex.
Katherine Heigl has that classic beauty that you know I love so much. Absolutely stunning!
Caveman Conclusion: More beautiful than a plastic bag blowing in the wind.
Besides speaking in 3rd person, the Caveman does not much care for country music. Old-skool country maybe, like Johnny Cash, Edgar Allen Poe (that’s how I jokingly refer to David Allan Coe in order to remember his name), Willie Nelson, etc.
I had no idea who Carrie Underwood was until new year’s. I was watching on TV when I saw her perform. She was smoking hot. Evidently she was on American Idol, which I obviously do not watch either, and used to be a bit on the more portly side.
She’s got it going on now. Check out those stems. I still can’t tell ya which songs she sings nor do I care. I’ll just stare at her with the volume down.
Pardon the cliche’, but I bet her legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves.
Caveman Conclusion: Dat dere is some smokin’ country fried hot legs.
Ashley Judd has been a long time favorite of mine. She just seems like a real sweetie. Beautiful. A real woman, not all faked up like a lot of Hollywood babes. Isn’t she a cutie?!
Caveman Conclusion: When I die I hope to come back as her thong.
I have always had a thing for Raquel Welch. This photo is of her when she was in one million years B.C. If you don’t think she’s smokin’ hot then you better go slap a rainbow bumper sticker on your car and resupply your anal lube cabinet right now ’cause you’re one gay-ass bastard.
Caveman Conclusion: I’d walk a mile just to eat the corn out of her shee-it. Ok, not really, and that’s gross. But, I think you understand what I’m saying here.
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