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Caveman F.A.Q.

Monday, April 7th, 2008
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I had planned on added a “Frequently Asked Questions” section to Caveman Conclusion at some point. I ran into a slight snag, however, when I realized that I have not received any questions.

I’ve decided that this will not stop me. If you’re wondering if will I simply make up bogus questions and answers, no. I am too lazy for that. I have decided instead to post the FAQ section anyway, blank, as it is, for the hell of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…

THE CAVEMAN CONCLUSION FAQ

Caveman Conclusion: The only dumb question is the one YOU ask.


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Ye Old Image Switcheroo!

Thursday, March 6th, 2008
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In my previous post I asked for your suggestions on screwing with a bandwidth thief that is linking to my image of the beautiful Ashley Judd. Am I worried about bandwidth usage? No. It is proper old-school net etiquette not to link to others images, and simply, I saw an opportunity to have a little fun.

Goatse google

Despite knowing that it has been done to death, I decided to go with Gorilla Sushi’s suggestion of the old Goatse image switch. I decided to add a little of my own special Caveman flavor to the image. They have specified a width on the image, so if you want to see the image in it’s best quality then just click on it.

Go see the offending website with my image pwnage.

Eventually, the owner will discover the error in judgement and remove it, so here is the link to the image I used.

I hope you’re happy Sushi-Boy!

Update:
I found a second website doing it with my Alessandra Ambrosio pic. Here is the site. (They removed it, HAHAHA!)

Update: Here’s another one, again, a different image from my post on “Clearer IMs Will Get You Noticed” which, by the way, I think is a great post that many of you evidently missed.

Caveman Conclusion: …for I am the baddest mother fucker in the valley!


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Give Me Your Suggestions On How To Screw With My Image Leecher!

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
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Ok folks, this could be fun. I have an image leecher and I want to jack him up. I was thinking of something like my bro Tom Coffee of Spillingcoffee.com did in his article titled “Do Me A Favor: Don’t Link To My Images”.

The offender appears to just be a piece o’ crap celebrity niche blog designed for adsense hosted freely on blogspot. They are including my Ashley Judd image on their shitty site.

Over the years of internet existence this has taken place a million times and there are probably a million different images I could use to replace it.

Should I design something myself? Give me your ideas, this could be fun.

Update: I’ve done it! Check out Ye Old Image Switcheroo!

Caveman Conclusion: Temptation is the mother of destruction.


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Caveman’s Javascript ‘ChaseIt’ Moves Images, DIVs Or Anything

Friday, January 18th, 2008
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In my “Messing With Entrecard Droppers” I mentioned how I wrote a small script that would move the Entrecard whenever somebody tries to click on it. A couple of you wanted this script. I decided to modify it a bit to allow for others to use it more easily.

Not only can this script be used for moving Entrecards, but it can be used to move images, divs, whatever. You can slap it on any HTML element and it should work. Here it is.

1. Download the elusive Caveman Conclusion ChaseIt script
(Right-click, save link/target as).

2. FTP it to your site.

3. Include the script

<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript"
src="http://yourdomain.com/ChaseIt.js"></script>

4. Wrap a DIV tag around what you want to apply the script to. If applying to an image only, you do not need to wrap a DIV around it.

<div><img src="image.jpg"></div>

5. If using a div, be sure to add a style for the width and height. The script requires this so that it won’t exceed the boundaries you give it. You may also want to add z-index to keep it on top of everything else.

<div style="width:127px;height:150px;z-index:200;">
<img src="image.jpg"></div>

6. Add the script to the onmouseover event on the element.

<div style="width:127px;height:150px;z-index:200;"
onmouseover="ChaseIt(this,event,10,1000,700,'fooled ya!')">
<img src="image.jpg"></div>

ChaseIt Script Parameters

Syntax: ChaseIt(this,event,count,width,height,msg) (Bold is optional)

  1. count is the number of moves before the message appears. Default is 10.
  2. width and height, pixel size of boundary in which element is free to move around. Default is 1000, 700
  3. msg is your message that will appear after the count of moves has been reached. Enclose msg in single quotes. Default is “Ok, I guess I’ll let ya click it.”

Final Result

<!-- Include script -->
<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript"
src="http://yourdomain.com/ChaseIt.js"></script>
 
<div style="width:127px;height:150px;z-index:200;" 
onmouseover="ChaseIt(this,event,15,1000,700,'Wow, I tricked ya!');">
 
[Your image, link, <script> or whatever here]
 
</div>

Use at your own risk. I take no responsibility for anything.

Note: Use of this script may piss off some of your visitors. I think you should use it anyway. Fee free to link back here so others can get it too.

Caveman Conclusion: Tricks are for kids.


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Messing With Entrecard Droppers

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008
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Why? For a laugh. What am I talking about? Try clicking the Entrecard to the right. It’s not perfect, you may get lucky on me.

*Note: To avoid breaking some kind of Entrecard rules that I probably didn’t read anyways, I’ve posted another one at the bottom of the site.


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