Actually, she’s not bad looking. I’m sure I wouldn’t pay her fee of $1000 an hour for her, although I might break a piece off for free if she let me. Ashley, when not banging governors, is an aspiring singer. Her MySpace page describes how she feels about music and there’s even a track of her singing. The song is called “What We Want,” and has that ghetto hip hop crap sound you find in the ghetto hip hop crap clubs.

I don’t mean to sound insensitive towards dear Ashley, I’m insensitive by nature so it’s not personal. Ashley, if you need a place to crash while this blows over, you can come stay with me. I’m sure I can find something for you to do to keep your mind occupied. Maybe you can bone up on your singing or something.

Below are a few pics of her from MySpace.

Spitzer Hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupré… peace beyotches!

Prostitute Ashley Alexandra Dupré in St. Tropez in a white bikini.

She might actually be able to make her way singing if she can manage to keep the high ranking political officials peters out of her mouth long enough to bust out a tune. Poor kid. I can’t wait to see her in Playboy.

Caveman Conclusion: Hookers provide a great service to the community and should be praised for their noble sacrifices.

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