Photos Of NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer With Prostitute

By Caveman on March 12th, 2008 in Entertainment, Funny Pictures, World Affairs

Just in from my super-secret anonymous sources, exclusive Caveman Conclusion flawless-faux photos/pics of New York Governor Eliot Spitzer with a hooker!

NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer with “Kristen,” a prostitute.

NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer and hooker “Kirsten”
going at it in the hotel lobby as
onlookers stare in disbelief.

Why are some people calling for impeachment? It’s not like he stole anything, he paid for it!

Update: Here is The Real Spitzer Hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupré.

Caveman Conclusion: Making out means getting your money’s worth.

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Tags: Funny Pictures, Photoshop

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7 Responses to “Photos Of NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer With Prostitute”

1. GeologyJoe Says:
   March 12th, 2008 at 7:29 am

   If anything the outrage should be over the $4,300 he paid for the ho’. He should have shopped around for a better deal.

2. Caveman Says:
   March 12th, 2008 at 8:21 am
   You’re right! He should have got one that could keep her mouth shut. Err, uh, well, you know what I mean.

   -Caveman

3. Karen Says:
   March 12th, 2008 at 8:45 am

   the man is a total moron. please, somebody, put him out of his misery and impeach his moronic ass. Obviously he was meant to be a pimp! Caveman, you totally need to photoshop the idiot in some Pimpin’ clothes…furry hat, some gold bling on the front teeth, big huge rings on the hands, fur coat…and three or four hoes at his feet. OOOOOhhhhhhh. Perfect!

4. Claire Says:
   March 12th, 2008 at 10:34 am

   I have no idea who he is, but boy do he have large hands or does she have small head?

   

5. Caveman Says:
   March 12th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
   Both?
6. BillyWarhol Says:
   March 12th, 2008 at 7:51 pm

   LOLLLLL

   I’m devoting a whole Special Week of Posts to the Right Honourable Attorney General New York Governor Fine Upstanding (as seen Pictured here!) Gentleman + Family Man Eliot Spitzer!!

   ;))

7. Paddy Wallbouncer Says:
   May 11th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

   Nice photoshop job.