I was in the U.S. Army from 1993-1997. This photo was taken in 1994 when my unit was sent to Kuwait for 2 months. I was 19. We are standing outside the Pizza Hut in Kuwait City smoking Cuban cigars and doing the infamous “album cover” pose. Hey c’mon, it was 1994!

Which handsome bastard is the Caveman?

Kuwait City was ok, except if you had a nose. As I walked through the market area there would be patches of “stank” air. Take a few steps everything was normal. Another few steps and I was smacked in the face with some repugnant, dead carcass, rotten vagina type smell. Another few steps and it was fine again. The entire place was like this.

Some of the babes were hot, that is, the American looking ones that didn’t dress head to toe in that black burka thing. It sure looked like a hot thing to wear in the desert. I wonder if they free-ball it under there like the Scots do.

I spent most of my 2 months out in the middle of the desert being pounded by dust storms, swatting kamikaze flies, and scratching my crotch from the flea bites. Well, I still scratch my crotch, but it’s mostly just for fun now.

Caveman Conclusion: Everybody always looks goofy in old photos.

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