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Humor Is Funny Stuff, Die You Sexist Pig!
Now that Caveman Conclusion has gained a bit of popularity, I am getting increasing feedback regarding my status as a “sexist pig” and my “objectionable” posts. I will address this issue and this will be my only post discussing this subject, as I intend to either completely ignore them or find a way to make fun of them in some “objectionable” fashion in the future.
I Am A Funny Sexist Pig
Do you think I’m a sexist pig? Fine. Think my posts are objectionable? Great! There are many things in life that are objectionable. Hell, turn on cable for a few minutes and I’m sure you find something to complain about. My sense of humor is from a male’s perspective. A caveman’s sense of humor. Would you call a caveman a sexist pig with objectionable views? Welcome to Caveman Conclusion fuckers! Don’t act so damned surprised.
Funny Is Funny
Funny is funny. The subject does not matter. Not to me anyway, and certainly not to some of you. Some of you “get it” and some evidently do not. Some people can take something for what it is, laugh about it, and move on. Others insist on constantly playing the “victim” card by deliberately seeking out things that offend them. Get an enema. Get rid of that stick up your ass and have a little fun. Life is too short. If you are English, I’m sorry, but there’s no hope for you. That stick was bred into you like your bad teeth.
Merry Christmas!
This is funny.
This is more funny.
It’s Not That Funny
Ok, enough is enough. It’s time to quit reading this shit and go spend some time with your family. Don’t you have a kid that could use a hug? Don’t you have a wife that needs spanking? Close down your browser, throw back a couple of shots so that time spent with relatives is bearable, and thank me later.
Caveman Conclusion: Some women doth protest too much me thinks.
Tags: Holiday, Humor
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December 24th, 2007 at 9:36 am
this isn’t about the nipple clamps and fishnet thong thing is it? Have an awesome Christmas Caveman!
December 24th, 2007 at 10:45 am
you made me laugh with your remarks than with the pictures you posted. merry xmas!
December 24th, 2007 at 11:39 am
-Caveman
December 24th, 2007 at 11:56 am
I love it all. Almost. The only thing I was taken back by was the post about your wife not doing the dishes. Wow.
Merry Christmas Cap’n.
Nuttin but love for ya.
December 24th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
On behalf of dead-birds-who-dress-as-Santa everywhere, I say shame on you, dear Caveman. Shame. Don’t you think dead birds have feelings too?
December 24th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
-Caveman
December 24th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Ok, the chicken wings got to me, mostly because I ate chicken wings tonight and the fact that I love animals. Why can’t people get a sense of humor-seriously. I get emails all the time because I make fun of rednecks, inbreds and stupid people. I wasn’t aware they had a huge following. Oh, and I received hate mail and hate posts from a Dutch Bea Arthur Fan Forum because I posted a picture of her dressed up in leather and chains. If it makes me laugh- screw the rest of ‘em.
December 25th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
Bea Arthur in leather.
Fuck, now I have to go back into therapy to see if I can erase that mental image.
December 27th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Dude, you put a photo of my brother in your post. I want it back.
December 28th, 2007 at 12:15 am
-Caveman
December 29th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
Mwahahahaha!!!
That’s all I have to add.
December 30th, 2007 at 11:49 am
I once got hate mail because I said I didn’t like James Blunt. I wish I had something cooler for people to complain about…
Anyways, they don’t have to read your blog and if they don’t like what you say then it’s no loss to you or them if they keep away. No need for drama.
Happy New Year
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:49 pm
@Caveman - Yes, and he’s a hobo, Jamaican Santa Claus. I tried to talk him out of it but he said he was taking his little pecker and leaving the trailer park. He always had to be the black sheep of the family.
January 8th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
black sheep, HAHAHAHA!
-Caveman