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My Nose Is On Fire!
This is a pic of a pick. A really
great pick, am I right?
This is not a pic of me.
I just got back from my noon workout and decided I was hungry and nuked up some grub. I found a couple big chunks of leftover pork tenderloin, a few hot peppers on the side, and poured tall glass of skim milk. So I chow it down, loving every pepper, getting hot pepper juice all over my hands. I use a paper towel then head back to my computer.
I pick my nose. Yeah right, like you don’t? My nose suddenly starts burning from the latent pepper juice on my finger. It’s still burning! What the hell is the matter with me? Surprisingly, I’ve never done drugs. Maybe I should have. What an idiot I must be. I think I’ll try rinsing it out with some diet coke.
Just a little warning. Don’t be a big dummy like me, wash your hands after eating hot peppers and before picking your nose. Washing your hands after picking your nose is completely optional.
Caveman Conclusion: If there’s no burning when picking your nose then you’re not doing it right.
Tags: Stupid
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December 10th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
You are killing me here. LOL. I have done that too. We were making salsa and I decided to pick at my eyelashes. Well, you know the rest of the story.
December 10th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Not to one-up you, but a buddy of mine and I were eating habanero peppers at work earlier this year. I was cutting little pieces and we were taking turns being stupid by eating them. Shortly afterwards, I went in to drain the lizard. Without washing my hands first. For the next hour I was rather uncomfortable as my dick burned like I had just visited a $2.00 Asian hooker.
December 10th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
HAHA! I can certainly admit that I dig into my nose
-Mike
December 10th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
Dude, that sounds awful.
@Mike
Alas, a fellow nose picker. Welcome to the brotherhood. Your sash and membership card are in the mail.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Same here Muskego!!! I was working a concert and a food vendor guy was selling wraps outside, so with my 5 minute break i had one with a nuclear research melt metal sauce on it!! and ran back inside….Before returning to the barricade i ran to the bath room to take a piss! Let it be known.. the skin on your hands are tough enough to take it, my man meat on the other hand burned for an hour and a half! I thought the clap was a bastard!!
December 10th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
One day, I decided it would be cool to play with pepper spay. The nozzle ended up getting stuck , and a bit of it got into my fingers and finger tips.
Enough was still in my fingers , that while going to the bathroom , I came to the conclusion , that I had not washed the pepper spray off now , and it was now burning parts that shouldn’t be burning. Splashing water on yourself in the bathroom of a McDonalds looks a little funny.
The moral of the story , don’t play with pepper spray , it burns
December 10th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
-Caveman
December 11th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
LOL.
December 12th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Perhaps you could try some of the feminine lubricant that is still being advertised on top of your blog? Unless your fingers are really pepper-free, you may want to use a Q-Tip to apply. Or possibly wrap the finger being used in Saran Wrap or something. Just a thought. It would give you some seriously slick boogers…real easy pickins for later!
December 13th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
I’m trying to figure out what’s worse. Actually picking your nose while making food, or doing so with hot pepper juice on your finger. By the way, which finger was it? Are you an index finger-picker, or one of those who dig with the thumb?
December 13th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
-Caveman
December 15th, 2007 at 2:04 am
Well, men here in West Virginia are known thumb-pickers. I think it’s some kind of inbreeding issue.