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In Five Years Hillary Clinton Will Look Like This
People in the “public eye” get made fun of. That is how it is. I feel that I need to do my part in order to preserve the natural balance of the universe.
How Hillary Clinton Looks Now
Here is a recent photo of Hillary Clinton. She looks old, tired, and haggard already and I haven’t even opened Photoshop yet.
How Hillary Clinton Will Look In Five Years
I did a little age progression on a photo of Hillary Clinton. This is my idea of what she will look like five years from now.
That sure is one ugly he/she. Ok, perhaps I went too far with the book. But c’mon folks, this can’t be who you want to be your next leader is it? She’s wore out. Bill even thought so, just ask Monica.
She can’t go to a press conference like this, she needs to be taking a nap somewhere or maybe getting her diaper changed by an underpaid nursing assistant.
Caveman Conclusion: Aging gender confused people with incontinency problems ought to be playing bingo, not running for president.
Tags: Elderly, Photoshop, Politics, Tired
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December 6th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Yep, all Presidents and Prime Ministers age like hell while in office. Reminds me of Tales From The Crypt, remember the Crypt Keeper?
December 6th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Bill would still tap her.
December 6th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
-Caveman
December 7th, 2007 at 3:26 am
Yep, that would make Bill a necrophiliac.
I can see the press conference now…
*Fist moving up and down*
“I did not have sexual relations with a dead woman”
December 8th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Lovely work! Doesn’t mean I’m giving up on voting for her though.
December 8th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
I wonder if she will even look THAT good. Great blog man! Seriously love it.
Found you via entrecard, FYI.
Take care and keep up the good work.
December 9th, 2007 at 12:14 am
Wow! Scary.
My husband shook her hand once - he said she’s as cold as a fish, literally and figuratively.
December 9th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
If she becomes President it’ll be like weekend at Bernie’s where they just keep propping her up against stuff and they put sunglasses on her and use string to move her arms. It could work.
December 9th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
-Caveman
December 9th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
December 10th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Thanks! Now I’m going to have nightmares for weeks….
December 18th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
“Yep, that would make Bill a necrophiliac.”
Remember how he got excited over that 5,000 year old mummy?
February 17th, 2008 at 2:41 am
i was trying to figure out why mccain shouldn’t run for prez….both he and hillary are both too damn old to be in touch…
go obama!
i do like your blog though
February 17th, 2008 at 11:07 am
-Caveman
February 27th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Presidency ages everyone, however she’s 60 and she doesn’t look so bad. Hell, my Mom’s 47 and doesn’t look as good. And, adult diapers? Come on! Give her some respect! Not all older folk need to wear such things. McCain is older than her! And it’s better than Barack Obama! He’s so young he might still be in “Pull-Ups” Ha!
March 10th, 2008 at 12:08 am
Please, Please, Please do one of McCain! If elected (which seems highly unlikely), he would be 72 when inaugurated. They say Presidents age 3 years to 1 while in office (which could be true, I mean look at W for chrissake!). Even if he only served one 4 year term, and hence aged 12 years while in office, he would “look” 84 at the end. And if he somehow got reelected, he would “look” 96! You gotta do one of John W. McSame!
April 7th, 2008 at 9:09 am
intresting.
and mc cain?