As men age the testosterone level in the body decreases. The easiest method for increasing the level of testosterone is taking steroids. Legally, a doctor can prescribe steroids under what is called hormone replacement therapy.

Now, I’m not opposed to people using steroids. It doesn’t effect me. There are plenty of studies showing the ill-effects of people who have abused steroids. But, like everything else, I think taken in moderation as a male ages, can be beneficial.

Having never had my testosterone level medically tested, I have only to rely on the way I feel and how I have felt in the past. I do not feel as good as I did when I was 18. I would say that I do not feel as virile and I do not have the same amount of energy as I did back then. But, I feel fine and I am content with it for now.

An old man checking out the babe in the bikini. That’ll be me in 50 years.

As you know, I have become addicted to working out and learning about proper nutrition. I am constantly reading and gathering information. I ran across this article on T-nation.com entitled “The Horribleness of High Testosterone” which describes the author’s thoughts on how testosterone effects his daily life.

I could identify with this excerpt taken from the article describing a typical day. My days seem to be very similar.

Here’s what I presume to be a typical day for a frustrated high-Testosterone guy:

• Wake up with an enormous boner that’s turned the sheets into an ersatz pup tent.
• Check under pup tent to see that it hasn’t become a temporary shelter for Sherpas.
• Take a piss and try to blast away anything with the temerity to be floating in the toilet bowl, whether it’s tissue paper, a used condom, a cigarette butt, or a boatload of Cuban refugees.
• Turn on the news and curse the assholes in the world.
• Get dressed and drive to work, pounding the wheel and tailgating all the way.
• Take orders from the boss while imaging you’re giving him a swirlie.
• Dream of the day you’ll have your own business.
• Castigate maintenance for keeping it so damn hot in here.
• Alienate your co-workers.
• Cruise Internet porn on company time.
• Whack off in the bathroom.
• Close the door to your office and do push-ups.
• Imagine your female co-workers doing a naked conga down to the snack room.
• Dream of the day you’ll have your own business.
• Go to the gym and be distracted because everyone else is doing it wrong.
• Try hitting on the girl at the desk by pointing at your wang and grunting quizzically.
• Mentally label her a lesbian when she turns you down.
• Leave to go home, praying that someone will fuck with you.
• Watch all four of the Die Hard movies.

See? This behavior is natural. It’s just who we are. Sure we can control it if we try really hard, but why would you want to?

Caveman Conclusion: Staring at a nice rack should be taken as a compliment.

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• Eat Like A Caveman To Build Muscle
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