It is not often that we are lucky enough to have a first lady that isn’t all old, saggy, and jacked up. Michelle Obama is decent looking, young, and intelligent. She is a million times better looking than Hillary Clinton. In honor of Michelle Obama not being the normal hideously grotesque wife of a politician I will post this pic I just “received” of her.

I can’t tell if that is sweat or water glistening off those big ass ham hocks. The look on her face is as if she is needing a good spankin’. I think I’d wear a glove, don’t want to get that greasy shit all over me.

Michelle Obama’s big ass eats this thong bikini.

Caveman Conclusion: Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round.

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Don’t you hate when you’re talking with someone and for some reason they’re looking at you all crazy and you don’t know why? Don’t you hate when you realize that you have a humongous, multi-colored booger hanging out of your nose?

Me too.

Damn snake booger in my nose.

Caveman Conclusion: Qtips are for pussies.

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I will not lessen this post with too many words. Chicks who drink beer are sexy and slutty… perfect!

Caveman Conclusion: Women who drink beer have more sex.

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Remember how you were shown videos in high school of horrible accidents caused by drunk drivers where people were killed and/or maimed? In that fashion, here are a few short videos that I hope will inspire you to…

…VOMIT!

Caveman Conclusion: Fat people have no souls.

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I sold all of my dirt bikes a while back and bought this 1997 Honda Valkyrie. It has a 1520cc 6 cylinder engine and Honda only made it for 6 years, 1997 to 2003. It’ll leave Harleys in it’s dust. I just removed the factory exhaust and replaced it with aftermarket exhaust. The baffles have been removed and it sounds GREAT! Loud.

You get to see my handsome self in the video. I reluctantly decided to edit out my huge wang from it in order to comply with YouTube’s policies, sorry ladies. Enjoy!!

Caveman Conclusion: Chrome won’t get you home, but it will get you laid.

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